@meganamram: I've got a "bun" (baby) in the "oven" (oven)
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@WheelTod: Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase "I always give 110%", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots.
@senderblock23: "I heard low winter sun is pretty good." - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice
@Halbeerz: So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough.