@meganamram: I've got a "bun" (baby) in the "oven" (oven)
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@robdelaney: Ever see a plane flying toward the moon & it looks like it's gonna hit it & then it does & the oceans boil & wolves take over?
@lawyerthoughts: If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court.
@McNevich: Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes.
@SamDelanche: Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital... Learned that one the hard way.