@Smartassylassy: I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!
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@CoreyNotKori: My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush.
@jngraphs: *Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*
@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.