@CoreyNotKori: My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush.

@david8hughes: Animal testing is pointless. We already know they're animals.

@jngraphs: *Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*

@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.

@themcgillicutty: Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.