@Vodkantots: I've learned everything I need to know about stupid people from stupid people.
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@Reverend_Scott: Me: I'm too scared to fly Therapist: You're more likely to die from a shark attack than a plane crash Me: OMG SHARKS CAN FLY?
@ErinEph: You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.