@hashtag_stacks: 'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place
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@iamspacegirl: Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain.
@AimeeHelene1: Just watched a guy walk into the wall, because he couldn't decide if he should go left or right. The future of humanity scares me.