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@donni: I've never seen a chameleon. Good job, chameleons.
@Jarhead44: My ex just followed me on Twitter.
"Say hello to Hitler for me, Mary."
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u?
Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE?
Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean.
@Tmoney68: Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
@sad_tree: Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like
"MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"