@donni: I've never seen a chameleon. Good job, chameleons.
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@ShaneKnowsStuff: Knife > gun because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do. Stab you? Open a letter? Or am I gonna frost a cake? It's a mystery
@imchriskelly: "What charities do you donate to?" "I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."
@GrantTanaka: I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face.