@donni: I've never seen a chameleon. Good job, chameleons.
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@HughGoesThere: [bedtime] Me: What’s in vegetable oil? Daughter: Vegetables M: And olive oil? D: Olives M: And baby oil? D: *I turn out the lights and leave
@ElleOhHell: AMAZON: Your 11 year old niece has a birthday coming up and she loves horses ALSO AMAZON: do you wanna buy like a sword or a manhole cover or something
@NamestartswithZ: SCIENTIST: You are my finest creation, and I love you like a son even though you've malfunctioned and now only say- ROBOT: Fight me, dipshit