@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."
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@215potter: Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us...
@hunz74: I just saw a lady jogging backwards. You go, girl...or you just went...or here you come. I don't know which direction I'm going with this.
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo