@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."
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@KentWGraham: I bought 28 items at the grocery store today and the bagger managed to strategically fit them into just 21 bags.
@AnkCoupleTO: I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective
@duplicitron: I accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because I am not raising a cry baby.
@daplusk: Parenting tip: see if your child has learnt to swear by turning the wifi off while they're gaming online