@Schmoodles: Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor.

@Douchekevin: Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply.

@volsairine: I have never laughed so hard in my LIFE

@danjan13: Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink

@jewschebag: *reads own tweet* Haha, so relatable