@Phook75: I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger
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@EricBedner: "Bye, losers." *puts on motorcycle helmet and sunglasses* *rides unicycle into an elevator* "Can you push the button for the lobby please."
@DaddyJew: Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow
@luvmyADHD: When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked.
@ericsshadow: My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left.