@baycontaco: I've started picking up dudes by walking into Starbucks and "accidentally" dropping my recipe for bacon tacos.
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@pattymo: After every one of Benedict Cumberbatch's lines in DR. STRANGE, turn to your neighbor & say "I guess that's why they call him Dr. Strange"
@WineMummy: A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes.
@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.
@the_hawlk: TEACHER: what's your favorite color? ME: my favorite color is turkwoyse TEACHER: spell it ME: actually my favorite color is red