@JoshontheGo: I've worn glasses three quarters of my life, but I still manage to poke myself in the eye every now and then putting them on!
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@sfreeze6: Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September.
@sistersurf: I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married.
@Floatersfinest: I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'