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@LackOfShame: [their last appetizer]
Her: I don't want it. You have it.
Him: I don't want it either, you...
Me: *reaches onto their table and takes it
@Izianikapani: Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one.
@gylertagan: [Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!
@lukasbattle: Ghost Hunters is a very special show
@DadandBuried: Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!