@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.
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@Mattmateee: remember at school when you pretended to be interested in a teachers social life just to waste time in lessons
@WritePlay: MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo