@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.
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@fro_vo: Superhero Origins Spider-Man: bit by radioactive spider Iron Man: bit by radioactive iron Hawkeye: bit by radioactive hawk right in the eye