@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.
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@TheOldFolksHome: Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut.
@_LUMP: People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.
@hippieswordfish: ME: I JUST WENT TO THAT NEW SALON WHERE THEY CUT YOUR HAIR OFF BY SHOOTING IT WITH A GUN FRIEND: oh cool how was it ME: WHAT