@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.
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@WildeThingy: In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent.
@VerifiedDrunk: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay....