@ElleOhHell: Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil
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@SufficientCharm: Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask.
@TheToddWilliams: Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes
@stephenjmolloy: Friend: Don't come on too strong is my dating tip. [At the restaurant] Her: Can you pass the salt, please? Me: Sorry, it's too heavy.
@_SingleBabyMama: A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently.