@jimmy_sharpe: Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair.
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@vinfury: Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*
@AlanFelyk: Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service.
@aveuaskew: Win every disagreement by saying " I know. I'm from the future." Because they can argue with you, but not science.
@RichHarris2: You can't force someone to love you. All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets.