@jimmy_sharpe: Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair.
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@david8hughes: [wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?
@Los01001111: *Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes
@AphroditeAfter5: My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!
@InternetHippo: Pokémon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere