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@stenokel: Jehovah's witnesses are at my door.

*Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, "Are you the keymaster?"*

Jehovah’s witnesses are at my door. 

*Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, “Are you the keymaster?”*

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