@thedirtbird: Jelly. Baby needs jelly.
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@JasonLastname: LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life.
@Smethanie: The worst things in life are free, too. Like, gonorrhea, chapped elbows and flyers left on your windshield.
@NicestHippo: [my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork
@wesjohnson8: Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, "Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"