@thedirtbird: Jelly. Baby needs jelly.
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@OutrageousM: "What's a good gift for someone who has everything?" Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.
@ThaJawn: Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands
@Swishergirl24: The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014.