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@TheToddWilliams: [Jerusalem]

MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb

SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus

MARY: What's Upjesus?

JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—

[Jerusalem]

MARY: They’ve taken Jesus from his tomb

SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus

MARY: What’s Upjesus?

JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—

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