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@aka_fatman: *Jesus, bursting out of a chest cavity, spraying the room with blood and viscera*

"My God, Johnny? DID YOU LET CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART?!?"

*Jesus, bursting out of a chest cavity, spraying the room with blood and viscera*

“My God, Johnny? DID YOU LET CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART?!?”

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