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@Jay_FrickinLynn: Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching.

God: Alright, but wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't reach their backs?

Jesus: Give them fingernails in case they start itching.

God: Alright, but wouldn’t it be funny if they couldn’t reach their backs?

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