@TheTweetOfGod: Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young.
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@TheRolo: [At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? "Robert"
@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.