@TheTweetOfGod: Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young.
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@3sunzzz: My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors.
@MomofTeen: When emails tell me to "Act Now!," I immediately start reciting lines from Shakespeare.
@BradBroaddus: My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work.
@SharkJelly: Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon? Me: *grabbing her arm too hard* You know about my squirell army