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@dxblarssonENG: Job interview: " if you want the job lick the floor"
-what?
-lick the floor if you want the job
*licks floor*
Eww gross, can't hire that guy

Job interview: ” if you want the job lick the floor”
-what?
-lick the floor if you want the job
*licks floor*
Eww gross, can’t hire that guy

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