@Ian_H5: JOB INTERVIEWER: so, what was your last job?
DR. FRANKENSTEIN: bodybuilding
@ClickBaite: [SPELLING BEE]
ME: Really? W o w
JUDGE: *annoyed* Sir, the word is Bourgeoisie
ME:*clears throat* Eff - U - See - Kay - U
@Advil: Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
@Book_Krazy: Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side.
Have a nice day :)
@moose_chocolate: "America is getting snow? How cute"
@daemonic3: [invention of croutons]
Let's make eating salad hurt