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@Nahdude83: Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it?
Jim: Hmm

[Two weeks later]
Jim: Meet my new wife!
*holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*

Joe: If you love it so much why don’t you marry it?
Jim: Hmm

[Two weeks later]
Jim: Meet my new wife! 
*holds up Joe’s wife’s potato salad*

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