@BlairLoudly: Jogging but instead lying in bed with your eyes shut.
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@WilliamAder: Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."
@comer310: Kid: Are you the babysitter? Sting: Yes. Every breath you take. Every step you take. I'll be watching you. It'll be fun! Kid: *horrified*
@KalvinMacleod: VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he’s getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?