@murrman5: "john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"
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@noog: Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles.
@torrami: My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus
@Mr_Kapowski: *scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* "Wait just one damn minute" - How horchata was born