@murrman5: "john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"
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@internetluke: Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true
@OBiiieeee: Cop: where ya headed? "the gym" Cop: im gonna save you a lot of embarrassment and arrest you "thank you so much, officer"
@Reverend_Scott: [funeral] He looks so natural. Ya, but he looks a little stiff. *raises from the dead* "That's what... *gargle* ...she said." *dies again*