@murrman5: "john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"
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@IAmMaggieMull: The idea that someone would be upset NOT to be invited to a wedding is so confusing to me.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.
@lisaxy424: It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.
@buttgh0st: COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody