@murrman5: "john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"
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@Ristolable: A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors.
@ComeHome4Dinner: *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is.
@thetigersez: Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun.