@NickBossRoss: Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his "accent"
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@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
@DirtMcTurd: I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it
@therealeatwood: [Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one question—do you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M
@farleftcoast: A jogger just yelled at me for accidentally blowing pot smoke in his face. So I yelled at him for making me feel fat.