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@david8hughes: [Joseph & Mary answers door to god]
"Mary, you're looking well."
[Joseph puts arm around Mary & raises an eyebrow]
"Jesus, your dad's here."

[Joseph & Mary answers door to god]
“Mary, you’re looking well.”
[Joseph puts arm around Mary & raises an eyebrow]
“Jesus, your dad’s here.”

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