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@T_N_Crumpets: Judge: how do you plead?
Me: [looks at lawyer]
Lawyer: [mouths "not guilty"]
Me: hot milky
L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up

Judge: how do you plead?
Me: [looks at lawyer]
Lawyer: [mouths “not guilty”]
Me: hot milky
L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up

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