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@uncle_fescue: Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant?
Me: [whispering] dude, he's like…right there.
Judge: there's no talking
Me: [pointing]

Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant?
Me: [whispering] dude, he’s like…right there.
Judge: there’s no talking
Me: [pointing]

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