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@PharmerRPh: Judge: "Reason for divorce?"

Me: "Reconcilable differences."

Judge: "Don't you mean irreconcilable?"

Me: "Ugh. You sound just like her."

Judge: “Reason for divorce?”

Me: “Reconcilable differences.”

Judge: “Don’t you mean irreconcilable?”

Me: “Ugh. You sound just like her.”

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