@MindyFurano: Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
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@1Happytwit: You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.
@carlyken: Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?
@XplodingUnicorn: 2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don’t lick the dog. 2: He licked me first.
@ch000ch: hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car