@zipoffs: just a good, friendly, light-hearted conversation that for some reason charmin initiated with me
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@mydmac: According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *gets in pool* Come on in. 4-year-old: No, there might be sharks. Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: *gets out of pool*
@Owl_Meat: captain: enemy sub approaching, activate the sauna 1st mate: dont you mean sonar captain (already in towel): full steam ahead
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.