@dyldonot: Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed.
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@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.
@Wine_Honey1: These people act like they're never seen a naked store mannequin, holding a wine glass, sitting on someone's front porch before.
@sheseemslegit: Me: I want a serious long term relationship Literally anyone: Hey I'm interested in you! Me: *shivers* better hide in bed for 6 months.