@dyldonot: Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed.
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@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".
@Elizasoul80: Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half.