@delmolition: Just bought Rosetta Stone for Starbucks.
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@robdelaney: Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."
@WhatevaConc: If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street.
@imteddybless: [cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?
@hazelmotes1: Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.