@samalmightysam: Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying.
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@NickSwardson: Just got a residual check for 6 dollars for my scene in Almost Famous sooo...going to Vegas!!!!!!!!
@CommonSavant: Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot.
@david8hughes: "Was he better than me?" "Joe, don't." "I have a right to know!" "No, he wasn't better than you." [god appears] "Mary, what the hell?"
@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.