@samalmightysam: Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying.
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@AbrasiveGhost: Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold
@brunopieroni: Just ran into Björk walking into her hjötel. Ljöking fjörward to her show at Pitchfjörk tjönight (hjöly shit my Icelandic is pjërfect).
@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!