@Rikidus: Just Checked my voicemail. I forgot to buy milk 3 years ago.
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@davedittell: "anything new with you?" not really "any cool projects at work? nope "meeting with friends?" no "seeing anybody?" why are you doing this?
@LurkAtHomeMom: One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on.
@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.