@Rikidus: Just Checked my voicemail. I forgot to buy milk 3 years ago.
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@UncleDuke1969: Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith.
@hasht4g: I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation