@One_FineMess: Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock.
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@3sunzzz: *looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame.
@iGreenMonk: "Hey. Can I call you back? I'm in a middle of something." "You said that a week ago." "Ya. I'm still working on it."
@mynameisntdave: MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad