@TheCatWhisprer: Just enjoy the pool, I don't need to see a picture of your feet by it.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.
@RealLucasNeff: Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime. Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas-- Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat.