@clindsaysway: Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad
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@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
@GabbbarSingh: The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.
@neiltyson: Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats
@Carmel_Coleman: I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo.