@KateWhineHall: Just finished up some dusting. And by dusting I mean I blew on a shelf and then sneezed 6 times in a row.
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@_Water_Baby: *Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.
@OtherDanOBrien: "Dark Side Tech Support." "Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada." "Try turning the hate off & on again."
@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
@GensPlace: We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'