@natedeschaine: Just finished writing my will. In TOTALLY UNRELATED news, I'm about to try resolving some issues regarding my iTunes library.
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@itsa_talia: i know 99.9999% of you don't know anything about california area stereotypes but this is such a fullerton thing
@Robert_Beau: The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them.
@NerishaLakha: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.