@natedeschaine: Just finished writing my will. In TOTALLY UNRELATED news, I'm about to try resolving some issues regarding my iTunes library.
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@iGreenMonk: I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background.
@bmarked21: Don't expect me to tweet between 8 & 9 pm because that's when I dress like Madonna for an hour and dance provocatively in front of my pets.
@peachesanscream: To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it.