@ryaninco: Just gave all of my money to Charity, she gives a hell of a lap dance.
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@jnapsalot: I don’t understand why an ear infection exam requires me to get undressed. I’d find a new veterinarian but my dog really likes this dr.
@Book_Krazy: *Buys world map* *Pins map to wall* *Promises to visit wherever dart lands* *Throws dart at fridge*
@LeBearGirdle: *speed dating* I'm a competitive eater! Date: Are you any good? [grabbing my suitcase, dumping 45 hotdogs on table] funny you should ask