@Home_Halfway: Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
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@Playing_Dad: Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*
@slimmy_shady: If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us.
@genepompa: Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up
@elonjames: "...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..." - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain