@TeeJayRush: Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted...
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@ItsAndyRyan: *kissing on small couch* Her: We should have a threes- Me: I'll call Karen Her: ...three-seater. Karen? Me: I believe Karen sells furniture
@Skoogeth: everyone: IT WAS COLD OUT THIS MORNING BUT NOW ITS WARM! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO? me: finally *slowly unzipping my khakis at the knee so they become shorts* now is my time to shine
@fro_vo: *mother squirrel pulls her child away from the curb just as he’s about to cross the street* junior no! wait for a car to come