@TeeJayRush: Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted...
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@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
@Brampersandon_: Loan me a couple bucks? "Sure" *throws 2 huge deer carcasses on counter* Dude where did u get those? "..." Can I even pay with these?