@miller_tm: Just got an email from dominoes said "easy and delicious" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!
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@Darlainky: If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.
@_GrahamPatrick: PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes.
@iwearaonesie: wife: That guy is texting and driving! That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous