@TheCatWhisprer: Just got kicked out of Chipotle for knowing what I wanted when I got to the front of the line.
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@NottaBigDeal: I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn't want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion.
@wolfpupy: at the grampys, about to anounce who won the grampy award. open envelope. its grandpa!!! you did it congratulations