@TheCatWhisprer: Just got kicked out of Chipotle for knowing what I wanted when I got to the front of the line.
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@OfficeofSteve: They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot
@NotthatAdamWest: When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy.
@FeverFlave: If you balance your medication correctly you can blank out an entire morning meeting.