@TheNardvark: Just got my invitation to Lady Gaga's wedding reception. I can choose between beef or chicken. Not for the meal, that's the dress code.
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@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
@SteveSuckington: Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up
@HyenaEars: What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"? "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.