@WheelTod: Just got your text from last night: you need to cut the red wire first to stop the countdown.
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@truegritrumble: KID: *is crying over school drama* ME: Don’t worry, kid. All this anxiety and insecurity will diminish as you get older- KID: *smiles hopefully up at me* ME: and turn into an ominous fear that’ll follow you to the grave.
@GrumpyBahr: Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps.
@AdderallMomma: "I'll be black" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator
@Karate_Horse: Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok