@WheelTod: Just got your text from last night: you need to cut the red wire first to stop the countdown.
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@UNTRESOR: If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes.
@ahoytheboat: i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos.
@Marlebean: When a child whines and cries, you give it back to the mama, so... *hands husband back to my mother-in-law*