@Benjamin4501: Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa
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@rickkondell: The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks.
@Sarcasticsapien: I almost always wear black. Not because I'm depressed or trying to be all dark, but because I'm single and don't want to separate laundry.
@senderblock23: BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you