@Benjamin4501: Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa
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@BCMontgo: Me: With a name like that, your parents must hate you. Myparentsdislikeme: Hate is a strong word.
@Social_Mime: I'd give my wife my coat if she's cold but I'll take it back if I become cold and maybe she'll be prepared next time we go out.
@TheTweetOfGod: It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood.
@Karate_Horse: You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this