@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
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@StarksWeek: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want
@thepunningman: "Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
@MissScarlettK: I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked.
@OnlyFastEddie: I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well.