@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
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@rickolantern: Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better.
@hazelmotes1: You literally misuse the word "literally" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally.