@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
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@Parker_Simpson: this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight
@Shock_Monster: Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up.
@Thynebear: Teacher: You can do anything you set your mind to [I try to sneak outta class but somehow mess up the pull door twice] Except maybe that guy
@AdamTheLobster: Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were "hella jellybeans" in the jar.